Ask children what would happen if earth spun 30 times faster: they would get money every day. If you ask me: all women would bleed to death.
Anonymous asked: It's from Finding Nemo, dumbass. :P
ijustmetagirlnamed asked: You failure. :P Jk. Hope you feel better? By the way, since when does one fall ill from residing in a 50 degree room?
Eh, it rose to 50 by the time i got out of bed at 11. Probably was in the 40s at night.
ijustmetagirlnamed asked: Hey.
Are you sick?
What did jiayan do to you? Jk. Please don't answer that.
-Maria and Krysteanuh <3
Jiayan did horrible things to me. Jk during the hot week last week someone turned down the heat in my room and never put it back up so my room became 50 degrees and i froze. I’ll live.
Anonymous asked: i shall call you squishy.
that’s from somewhere… i can’t pinpoint it
Christina touched my arm for the first time today. Now she won’t stop calling me over to feel my arm hair. I am now her one man petting zoo.
If I have five dollars, and you have five dollars, who has more money? I do because you are gonna give me your money because YOU’RE MY BITCH.
We are in the library during our free period, where the televisions are set to BBC. Sofia points at Gadalfi and asks, “Is that the bad guy?”
A picture is worth a thousand words. Since the average picture is 600 by 800 pixels then a 100 by 120 pixel picture is about 140 characters.
I went to turnitin to hand in an essay. It said 6pm so I wrote it at 4. At 5 i go to hand it in to see my teacher changed it to 3pm. Damnit.